Erotic Massage FAQ

On WhatsApp: tell us the programme, the time and the masseuse if you have chosen one. We reply in minutes at any hour; if it takes a little longer, we are checking that the woman you asked for is free. Phone and the contact form work too.

Not strictly, but we recommend it: message at least sixty minutes before you arrive. Evenings, weekends and congress weeks are busier, so if there is one masseuse you are longing to see, book earlier in the day.

Yes. Pick her from the profiles when you book, or on arrival, when the women on shift look in for a moment so you can choose in person. If the one you asked for is not working, we tell you and suggest someone else; we never swap quietly.

You can, but we cannot guarantee a free masseuse when you arrive, so we recommend booking at least sixty minutes ahead. Write first, and a room and the woman you want will be ready when you ring.

Message us. Fifteen minutes is absorbed without comment; longer, and we may need to shorten or move the session, because her next booking is fixed. With warning we can usually rearrange. Arriving very late without a word is the one case where a slot is lost.

Yes. The centre never closes, and hotel visits run on the same hours. Late on a weekend, book before dinner rather than after, as that is our busiest time.

Thirty to ninety minutes. The shorter programmes, Prana Nirvana, Erosophía and Kaula Tantra, start at thirty minutes; Nyx Sensoria lasts forty-five; most of the rest come in sixty and ninety. Every programme shows its times and prices, and the longer you book, the slower she can take you.

Once you have had your shower and lie down on the tatami. Undressing and showering are never counted, so every minute you book is spent on you.

Everything your programme lists: the massage, the lingam finish, the shower before and after, oil, towels, and the cava or champagne where the programme includes it. No hidden extras: a hotel visit adds the travel supplement, quoted before you confirm, and anything you choose on the day, such as extra minutes or a special wish, is agreed with you first.

The entrance is a residential door with no sign and an intercom that lists floors, not names. You go straight to your private room and never pass another guest, because sessions are spaced so that nobody meets in the corridor. Nothing is kept against your name, and card payments show a neutral description.

Every room has its own shower, and you both use it first. Fresh linen and towels for every guest, the room cleaned and aired between sessions, and oil from a clean dispenser. Wherever a programme uses gloves, they are single-use and go on in front of you.

No. You can book in English on WhatsApp, most of the team speaks English, and two masseuses also speak Russian. Every profile lists her languages, so tell us yours and we will suggest someone who shares it.

Yes. If you have not chosen from the site, the women available look in briefly so you can choose in person. If you booked one by name and, on meeting her, would prefer someone else, just say so quietly to whoever showed you in. It happens, and nobody minds.

Over eighteen, always. We do not routinely ask for documents, but if there is any doubt we ask to see ID before the session and do not begin without it.

One is fine, and several programmes include a glass of cava or champagne in your room. Arriving noticeably drunk is different: she will not begin a session with a man who cannot follow the opening conversation, and we will ask you to come back another time.

A friend cannot wait for you inside: visits are timed so that guests never cross paths. A partner is another story. A session for the two of you together, on one tatami with one or two masseuses, is a couples booking, arranged in advance, and the couples page explains it. Two friends who want separate sessions at the same time simply make two individual bookings.

All three. The lighting dims in every room, the music can be changed or switched off, and unscented oil is always there. Tell her what you like at the start; she will ask about the oil anyway.

No, everything comes off. You undress in your room, step into the shower where fresh towels are waiting, and come to the tatami with nothing between your skin and her hands.

Yes, and guests often do. If you are enjoying it too much to stop, just tell her: the extra minutes are charged in proportion to your programme's price. Ask early, because her next booking decides how much longer she can stay.

Of course. We love to hear what you desire. Share your wish with your masseuse at the start of the session; anything beyond the programme, and its price, is agreed directly with her.

Yes, and many do. Every masseuse is a woman, and the session is shaped around what you decide in advance. There is a page written just for you.

Yes. One room, a massage tatami for two, and three one-hour options: one therapist €300, two female therapists €400, or a male and a female therapist €400 (book a day ahead). See the couples page.

Yes, anywhere in Barcelona. She arrives at your door in ordinary clothes with a plain bag, and your session runs exactly as it would at the centre: the same programmes and prices, plus travel.

In the central hotels, usually within sixty minutes of your confirmed booking. Allow a little longer for the beach, the hills above Diagonal and the Fira.

The programme price plus a travel supplement for your area, given in writing before she sets off. Nothing is added afterwards. How hotel visits work.

Nuru gel stays on the surface of the skin and keeps its slip for the whole session, so her body glides over yours without any drag; oil sinks in and needs topping up. The gel rinses off in the shower. Nuru massage tells you everything.

Yes. It is made from seaweed and water, has no scent and suits sensitive skin. If you are allergic to seaweed, tell us and she will use oil instead.

Ninety if you have the time: the longer session adds a slower start and a second full pass. Sixty still gives you the whole technique.

Never. The gel comes from a sealed bottle opened for your session.

Two masseuses on your body at once, added to any programme at twice its price. Four-hands massage explains how it runs.

Only in the sixty- and ninety-minute programmes that list it: Tao de Jade, Burning Sekhem and Ancestral Lust. It is gloved, gradual and goes only as far as you want. Read more.

Yes. Street parking is metered and rare, but there are 24-hour car parks a minute or two away: Interparking at C/ de Provença, 165 and Telpark at C/ de Provença, 192. A taxi can also drop you right at the door.

C/ de Muntaner, 118, Entresuelo 1, Eixample, 08036 Barcelona. A residential door with no sign: ring Entresuelo 1 and it opens. Directions and photos.

Hospital Clínic (L5), about 5 minutes on foot. Provença (FGC) is about 6 minutes away and Diagonal (L3, L5) about 10. Buses 54, 63, H10 and V13 stop at the corner of Muntaner and València.